Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Guys are like dogs... first they have there head up there ass, then they run away..... finally they come back because no one will take them in... awww.. boo-hoo....

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  • Life is not a arden dont be a whoe!

    by Katie
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  • If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together!!!

    by Nereyda
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  • I Love You Kelseigh,
    You Will Always Be My,
    B*I*T*C*H :d

    by Roxanne
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  • You're making me feel amazing when u laugh so cute!

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  • Hey... sorry to burden you all but i would really appreciate some feed-back on my new poems 'Deadly Addiction', 'Her Not-So-Happy Ending', and 'When Time Expires'. all favors will be returned, thanks -Jen-

    by Jen
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  • The way to a man's stomach is through his heart.;)

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  • When your world is upside down
    imagine you are on a planet spinning around.
    When you feel you have no friends and are sad and blue
    just think of cannibals because they have trouble keeping friends, too.

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  • I love him oh yes I do
    He's for me not for you
    And if by chance you take my place,
    I'll take my fist and smash your face.

    by Amanda
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  • Looks like SOMEONE forgot to take their happy pills today.

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