Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Got a problem with me? solve it.
    think i'm trippin? tie my shoes.
    can't stand me? sit back down.
    can't face me? turn around!

    ~lmao!! not mine but i love it so much! whoever made it up, ur a legend! i think its gr8!!~

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  • My love hurts
    Ill treat you like dirt!!!!

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  • Yo may think ya gurl can do it like me,
    but she can't she only can pretend to be me!!

    by Nina_69
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  • That money talks I don't deny, I just heard mine yell 'goodbye'

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  • Admitting he hurt you is the 1st step, kicking his ass is the 2nd.

    by Sam
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  • You started caring, when I started not to.

    by Sam
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  • Boys have boo-boos, and girls have hoo-hoos, but boy's boo-boos are bad, cuz if a boy stcks his boo-boo in a girls hoo-hoo it goes boo-hoo!

    Sex Ed. from my grandma! XD

    by Desiree
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  • Just because you love him doesn't mean give it up easy means:

    Everyone
    ALways
    Says
    You'll f**ck

    by Holly
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  • *+*
    I LOV3 U BUT U DON'T KNOW N THE HARDEST PART IS KEEPIN IT INSIDE*+*
    ANA!Z

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  • Im not conceited,im simply aware of my sexy lil self!!

    by Alix
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