Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Hey... sorry to burden you all but i would really appreciate some feed-back on my new poems 'Deadly Addiction', 'Her Not-So-Happy Ending', and 'When Time Expires'. all favors will be returned, thanks -Jen-

    by Jen
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  • The way to a man's stomach is through his heart.;)

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  • When your world is upside down
    imagine you are on a planet spinning around.
    When you feel you have no friends and are sad and blue
    just think of cannibals because they have trouble keeping friends, too.

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  • I love him oh yes I do
    He's for me not for you
    And if by chance you take my place,
    I'll take my fist and smash your face.

    by Amanda
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  • Looks like SOMEONE forgot to take their happy pills today.

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  • How to please a woman?

    Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say.

    How to please a man?

    Show up naked, bring beer.

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  • I can only please one person a day.
    Today, not your day. . .and tomorrow doesn't look any better!

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  • West to the sea, east to the land death to the b**** who stole my man!!!

    by Amanda
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  • Boys mm...mmm....mmm Good

    by Vivion
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  • Please read my desired love poem i thought it was really good
    xoxoxoxoxox

    by sara
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