Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Dinner is ready when the smoke alarmgoes of

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  • Hey Guys... Sorry to bother you... But Ive posted 2 new poems and i featured them... if you guys could check out my *Two Featured Poems* And give me some feedback, id greatly appreciate it :) -Jen-

    by Jen
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  • Men...are like pet rocks. You wouldn't give your heart to a pet rock would you? no! exactly...so why give it to a man???

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  • The only thing straight about you is your hair!!!

    -credit to my best frienddd!

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  • Masturbation Is The Key To All Self Harm

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  • Hey you guys!!!! i wrote a new poem!!!! Come check it out, its featured its called "waiting for the rain" all comments/rates are greatly appreciated... and if you want the favor returned then check out my post on the discussion board :D -Jen-

    by Jen
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  • For every good dead you do rember this. Presdent licon good man DEAD!!!! Julia ceasor good man backed stabed by his freind DEAD!!! gundi good man DEAD!!! Marth luthor king good man DEAD!!!!! rember good deads make you famous. when you are dead

    by Ray
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  • Guys think girls are like condoms: they use us then throw us away.

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  • A man once said to a woman...."I'm sorry..It was stupid of me to leave a beautiful woman like u.....The girl replied..No it was stupid of me for pushing you to leave a beautiful woman like me

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    Nothing lasts forever, So live it up, Drink it down,
    Laugh it off, Avoid all the bullshit, Take chances &
    Never have regrets.
    Because at one point..You did what you wanted
    Check out my poems. Escape is my fav. let me know what you think!

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