!~BoYz ArE tOyZ~!

Lix: Give me a Y!
Me: Y!
Lix: i dont know

Cool isn't Artificially Flavored

You love me... i wish i could say the same... but let's face it... you're a dork... and really lame...

~true story~ lol

A bf is like a booger
he doesnt wanna leave when u wanna get rid of him, he doesnt let u breathe, nd when ur out with friends u hope he doesnt appear and embarass u

*i made this up myself*

Boys r like video games,
its so exciting when u get a new one,
but then when u get tired of them u want another 1.

*Boys are great*... Every girl should ~own~ one!

2 words guys hate DONT & STOP... unless u put dem 2geder..

*lol... sry its jus funny cuz its true...*

Roses are red, The sky is blue, My bed is broken, But the floor will do, Galaxy is chocolate, Polo's a mint, I need a good F_(k, Do u get the hint?

haha well funni!

When you fall inlove usually u actually FALL infront of ur lover be4 that happens