Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Wow it lkooks like u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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  • Every 1 is smart in their own way but i aint to shure about u

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  • I Have a wicked clown for a boyfriend

    by lindsey
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  • A PEACH IS A PEACH,
    A PLUM IS A PLUM,
    A KISS AINT A KISS,
    WITH OUT SOME TONGUE,
    SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH
    AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
    AND GIVE YOUR MOUTH SOME EXERSIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Men are like slinkies, they aren’t really worth anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs!

    lol this made me laugh!

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  • Im NoT lOoKiNg FoR sOmEoNe To SpEnD tHe ReSt Of My LiFe WiTh Im LoOkInG fOR sOmEoNe To SpEnD tHe NiGhT wItH!

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  • I know milk is good for your health but DaRn boy how much did you drink?¿?

    by Kelly
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  • Cinderella; living proof that shoes can change your life.

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  • You Say I'm Just Impossible,Totally Unpredictable,I'm Just A Girl,Get Used to It,No Big Deal,You Can't Change Me,Why Would You Try,I'm Not An Angel,But I Can Make You Smile,And That's The Way It Is,That's Just The Way I Am!

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  • Sex is not da answer its da question so say YES

    by emily
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