Love is like a mountain,
hard to climb,
but once you get to the top
the view is beautiful.

Flippin my hair blowin you a kiss...im the only gurl that can tease you like this

Girls just wanna have Fun!

-Cyndi Lauper

If you cant make a decision or you're unsure, then the answer is no.

"all men are like toilets, they are either taken or full of shit"

" Relationships are like kitchens...
Shitocki mushrooms get cooked every once in a while"

my boyfriend used to say that after a fight

Im no barbie?
well you're no ken either!!!!!

*note to self*
when a guy looks at your @$$ and tells you you\'re beautiful........dont believe him!!!

I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me...
you cry, i cry
you laugh, i laugh
you jump out of the window...
i look down and laugh again

Men are like placemats they only show up when food is on the table