" I've never loved anyone the way I love........your best friend!!!"

Guys are like toilets...always hard...n full of shit!

He'S EyEs FuLl Of [LoVe]
He'S HeArT Of [GolD]
JuSt a ShAmE He'S GiRlFrIeNdS
a [MOLE]

lol... lame i know but ye i was bored! haha.. love yaz x x x

I lay in my bed wondering why people usually fall in love with Stupid people, but then my sister told me stupid is what stupid does… lol

A HEART IS NOT A PLAYING THING

A HEART IS NOT A TOY

BUT IF YOU WANT IT BROKEN

JUST GIVE IT TO A BOY

Kids in the backseat cause accidents & accidents in the backseat cause kids

Girl's fake orgasms
&boy's fake romance

Isn't it funny how the moment can be ruined just by one busted condom??

I called your boy friend gay and he hit me with his purse

I didn't hear you because you were talking.