Read my new poem its called "One Way Love"its really from the heart!!..plz tell me what u think...thnx

GO BUCK A FUFALO!

Me: what do i wear?

Mum: its smart dress so dont be a lesbian...

Did u just call me a b.i.tc.h...
well a b.i.t.c.h is a dog,and a dog barks,bark is on trees,and trees are apart of nature,and nature is beutifull...so thank you for the comment

Are those mirrror jeans your wearing, cause I can see myself in them

Behind Every B*T*H Theres A Man Thats Made Her That Way!

*B*itch
*I*n
*T*otal
*C*ontrol Of
*H*im

Men: May contain traces of nuts!

Children in the dark cause accidents.....
but
accidents in the dark cause children

^^^^I didnt make this up......but it is one of my favorite quotes EVER!!!^^^^^^^

Men and mascara are the same... they run at the first sign of emotion