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I know i am your best friend and that's a fact, |
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Its better to be pissed off, than pissed on! |
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Man says: heyy baby whuts your sign? |
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Mann sayys :: so whut do you wanna do? |
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God blessed me with big feet for a reason. He wanted to prove to you my shoes would be a lot harder to fill than you could have imagined. |
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I'm sorry is it make-up or fake-up?? |
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The reason guys have holes in there d**ks is so they can get oxygen to their brains. |
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God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! |
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down, tie me up and show me how much you like me. |
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Drink Triple |