" Relationships are like kitchens...
Shitocki mushrooms get cooked every once in a while"

my boyfriend used to say that after a fight

Im no barbie?
well you're no ken either!!!!!

*note to self*
when a guy looks at your @$$ and tells you you\'re beautiful........dont believe him!!!

I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me...
you cry, i cry
you laugh, i laugh
you jump out of the window...
i look down and laugh again

Men are like placemats they only show up when food is on the table

.its just those stupid boys you fall for; the same darn ones; over and over again.

Tip #1 of the not to say around your wife or Girl freind-

If your watching tv and ur Girl friend/ Wife ask u if u check out other women.....
don't answer with
"be quiet this is the part with the stripper"

Women drink tea

Men Drink beer..... lots and lots of beer

Women gossip at a salon

Men talk in front of a tv...... but only a little

Women pray for a family

Men pray for death before there wife

There is no pleasing ur girl friend........

she said she was worth more than 15 bucks

PMS is the one time out of every month that us women can act like a man ;)