People say smiling brings good aura, but when some stranger smiled at me, say a guy maybe, i think they bring more creep than a good aura!!!

...{Well they say that love is a bolt from the blue..but was is a bolt, but a glorified screw?}...

The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?"
I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillips

Guys are like diapers, they're always on your butt and they're always full of crap

just a cute lil thing i heard

We're like two peas in an iPod.

~Me

*Why are girls so naive? He didnt unbutton your blouse for a better view of your heart*

Guys and dipers should be changed often for the same dam reason!

"banana, banana, banana!"

My last boyfriend called me "Cute"
I smashed his face in with a hammer.

Now he's.... "Cute"

TO me YOur not just the world...YOur everything that i hold...My heart, My sorrow, and even my feellling that are deep deep inside. So please dont hurt me for i know somethen to...I have the keys to you car...and I know how much its worth to you ;)