-Two guys are in a jail cell together-

guy on bottom bunk says, "So are you gonna rape me tonight?"
guy on top bunk says, "I have a headache!"
guy on bottom bunk says, *sighs* "Fine!"

"Can I get a picture of you, so I can show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas."

***~dont hate me bcuz im beautiful, hate me bcuz i stole your boyfriend~***

Children in the dark causes accidents,
accidents in the dark causes children.

If men had periods....
They'd brag about their tampon size....
then they would be commas
and michael jackson would have exclamation marks

** my friend and me redid this**

If you love someone, take care of her
Is she's dumb, teach her
If she's weak, make her strong
If she falls, help her stand

And if she didn't loved you back
kick her ass, punch her nose, break her bones

(la lang magawa)

If you live your life happily you will present your self as a happy induvisual so keep a smile on and brighten other peoples
day

Men are nothing but secrets and lie's
so when you get screwed over
dont be surprised!

WHEN DID YOU NOTICE BABI…THAT ALL ALONG IT WAS I THAT LOVED YOU
WHEN DID YOU NOTICE BABI…THAT A GIRL MUST MOVE ON
NOW DO YOU NOTICE BABI…I DON’T WANT YOU BACK!!

A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED...THE ONLY KISS IS A KISS TASTED!