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Guess what? Guess who? Guess where? Peek-A-Boo...Thats me and I love you! |
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If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left, i'd really REALLY miss you |
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"Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you." |
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Guys are like public toilets all the good ones are taken and the rest are full of s@#t |
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Guys are like pennies: two-faced and worthless |
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You\\\'re just a slu++y, lying liar who lies. |
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He walk in tall, well built though not muscly, good looking, |
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She Who Hesitates...Gets Caught |
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Boys are like cell phones...you can always trade with friends |
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My boyfriend said that he would love me forever....then he told me about a sci fi movie in which they proved that forever could only last a couple of day. |