Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • A sK8r BrOkE mY hEaRt So I bRoKe HiS bOaRd MaYbE hE'lL lEaRn!!!

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  • "Guys, I DON'T do bad boys! ...WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

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  • Of course the world doesnt revolve around me...many worlds do.

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  • "I'd jump off a building for you just as long as your at the bottom to catch me"

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  • He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

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  • Boys are like sour patch kids first they are sour and when you want to spit them out they turn sweet.

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  • Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

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  • The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head ANY WAY SHE WANTS TO!

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  • You Know I Hate Crybaby's...!!!! And Thats Just Another Thing To Cry About!!!

    by Jess
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