Love is a battlefield... sex is an atomic bomb.

U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side ways. (my 3 year old nephew said it to me)

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*??*SoMe GuYs aRe pLaYeRs*??*
*??*ThaSS a FacT*??*
*??*DoNT FaLL iN LoVe*??*
*??*JusT pLaY eM BacK*??*

You're single. Make the best of it.
It doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone,
it means no one is good enough for you.

A GOOD FRiEND is someone always there with a sholder to cry on.
a BEST FRiEND will walk straight up to him and say...
"iTS BECAUSE YOUR GAY, iSNT iT?"

.:Lets pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past:.

Incest;
A game the whole family can play.

[Not mine... it's an old one :D]

YOU GOT PLAYED LIKE A DECK OF CARDS!i!
S-U-C-K-E-R!i!

lol well i thought i was funny..

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.