I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

-Fully Metal Jacket

Bros before h0es dude...dont ditch ya friends for a guy just cos he says he loves u, remember your friends will always love you more!!

Roses are red monsters are green
look in the mirror and you'll see what i mean

When we gorw old lets proudly hang our granny panties out to dry...

~i'll ^be^ your *tinkerbell* `if` you'll be .m.y. {peterpan}...

Guy: Whats your sign
Girl: Do not enter

Guy: So my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

Loving you may be sweet
but them gaps in them teeth
is killing me

"lmao"

So basically - I'm gonna go all third grader
on your ass and double dog dare you to fall in love with me.

FRiEND 1 SAYS Y DO U HAVE A SHOWER iN UR WORKS BATHROOM, DO U ACCTUALLY USE iT?

FRiEND 2 YES WE HAVE VERY CUTE COWORKERS

FRiEND 1 HAS CONFUSED LOOK ON FACE

FRiEND 2 THE SHAMPOO AND SOAP iS JUST THERE FOR LOOKS!....