A friend help you up when you fall....and a bestfriend laughs and trips you again

It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?

PMS
Pass My Shotgun

Lady 1: did u miss your husband after he was murdered?

lady 2: well it was a matter of life after death....he died and i had a life.

Guys should be like kleenex soft strong and disposable

Husband: hey hunni did u miss me?

wife: with every bullet so far

MAN: your last husband disappeared...

Woman: he was an illusionist.

Man: but he never re-apeared..

Woman: he wasn't a very good illusionist

MENtal breakdowns, MENstrational cramps, MENapause.

Haven't you noticed that most of woman's problems start with men?

**Guys are like port-o-potties. The good ones are taken and the bad ones are full of crap.**

-didn't make up-

[[sexx at nightt]] iis so overrated. everyone knows most girls lose their virginity in the [[supply closet]]