Talking is the *second* best thing you can do with you're lips...

Many girls say its better to loved and lost than to not loved at all. Those are the girls who dated guys who will NEVER stop and ask for directions. They loved...Now he is lost.

[[based on actual events]]
girl: oh snap. i gotta fart.
friend: i think i'm gonna walk away now...
girl: noo wait. you have to listen and tell me what you think it smells like.

I Love You...is eight letters long, but so is Bullsh!t.

Yeah, he's happy n laughing right now.
But thats only because he hasn't seen what you've done to his car yet.

~*~ Revenge is sweet ~*~

I love you girl with my heart and soul.

so pls do not get
this the wrong way when i tell you " but if you leave me i'll **ufing cut you b*t&h!!!!"

love kenzie.

I now pronounce you... dudes.

I love your eyes, i love your mouth, i love whats down there under your pants. May i have just a peak? just one little look? OH SHIT YOUR A MAN! JUST LOOK AT THAT COCK!

NO I AM NOT GAY STOP ASKING!

YOU call it stalking....but 2 me, its just another way to show someone you truely love them!

"It's as if evolooooouuuuuution kept going, but yooouuuu didn't."

- Lenore* the cute litlle dead girl*