"I'm with you, because me and stupid just weren't working."

J: what if-- hypothetically speaking, this guy liked this grl and they were good frnds? wat do u think would happen?

amy: hypothetically-- i wouldnt like you anyways.

Biitch Dont confuse hate with jealously.

Did you know that chocolate releases a drug in your brain that makes you feel like you do when your in love? SO F**K BOYS, I GOTTA KIT-KAT!!

I like to tell people that i cannot answer any questions cuase i don't know anything!

What do u get when u cross a donkey with an onion?
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A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

hahaha
not mine

Kids In The Back Seat Don't Cause Accidents!
Accidents In The Back Seat Causes Kids!!
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~FountainsOfBlood

A wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkey's monkey.

GOLD FISHES are like CRACK to babies.

I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?