He's always so late, if he were a girl, he'd be pregnant.

My friends are the type of friends who if asked to pick your poison they'll point at me.

Jealously is a sick disease.
Get better soon haters

Here lies the body of jonathan blake stepped on the gas in stead of the break

" I wasn't kissing him... I was telling his lips a secret!!!"

Oh yeah?
well..he only likes you for your big fatt butt!

A penny for your thoughts
a nickle for a kiss
a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
imagine what i'd do for a quater

--frm my lil sis (lol)

"the cutest kittens have the sharpest claws"

-agsm

Chocolate...somethings are worth the weight.

i used to skinny dip, now i chunky dunk

"Tell God your plans, He'll think about it and laugh. If he really likes it. It might come true"