There are three words that will make any man embarassed or uncomfortable. Hold My Purse.

Love...the best reason I've found to act completely stupid!

I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he said, "Nah. I'm as straight as a rainbow!" :D

I couldn't think of a comback. So i just started comming onto her.

I'm NOT the girl your mother warned you about; her imagination was never THIS good.

:)

Phone rings.....

girl: hello
boy: will u marry me??
girl: yes i will!! and who am i talking to??

Rest in peace heath ledger. xxxx

Boy: What if I said I loved you?
Girl: What if I said your an ass?

Shoes can change your life..

Just ask cinderella!!

>>Shopping<< is cheaper than a psychiatrist!!