State the obvious i didnt get my perfect fantasy... i realize you loved yourself more than could ever love me... so go and tell your friends that im obsessive and crazy... thats fine ill tell mine your GAY!

*Taylor Swift Lyric for Picture to burn*

*I have an idea. Let's stand next to our cars and see which one goes faster.*

*Fcuk that, drive it biitch!*

lol not mine.

Ur like my math book, u have lots of problems

It's funny how common sense isn't really common.

The brick doesnt fall far from the building.
lol

Is it easy being easy?

Men are like taxies never there when u need them and women are like cars every were when you dont want them

Guy: So... my place or yours
Girl: Both, you will go to yours and ill go to mine

My name is kaylee...remember that bc u'll be screaming it later. How u will be screaming it depends on whether i like u or not...lol

=p

Medicine can heal all merely human ailments; love alone hates the pathologist.