-playing tennis-
him: *hits her in the boob*
her: omg! ouch! *pulls down shirt* you didn't even leave a mark!
him: there was nothing to leave a mark on..

haha
actually happened
dayyum i hate her too

Is cheesecake really a pie? :P

ME: okay... so ur going 2 a friend's house.... for four days.... and ur going to drink ginger ale.
HIM: yeah, that's about right. y?
ME: u concern me.

Proving your point and winning:

have you heard of the new ipod?
its called iwin

EVERYBODY PLEASE READ MY NEW POEM IT IS WHAT IT IS

He walks me to my bus, a kid walks up to him and looks pointedly at me.

"dude, u know her?"

he looks at me and says "yea," then looks back at the kid and says "but i've no idea who u are."

I still love you . . . .
Even though you kiss like a horse.

Rich: "He wasn't thinking. Men think with their penises."
Me: "Oh, he was thinking. He was thinking HARD."

I wAnT a MaN nOt A lIl BoY wHo ThInKs He CaN

Everyone brings happiness into this room
Some by entering
Some by leaving.