Take your ex out tonight,
One bullet outta do it.

Excuse me, but could you please tell your pants that its rude to point?

Pshh i didnt smack your face...i just high fived it!

I still miss my ex-boyfriend...

But my aim is improving!

How do you know Santa's a man? Cuz he shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sac, cu m s only once, calls you a h oe, and leaves while you're asleep.

If you are what you eat, then I guess you're a cow.

Matt Murdock: So does every guy have to go through all this just to find out your name?
Elektra: You should try asking for my number.

You do know your ex has a girlfriend right?

mmmmhmm why?

just checking, thought you'd be mad

why would i be mad? they make each other miserable. i'm happy for them. =)

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Its a Twilight thing. You wouldnt understand.