Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Broke my heart once, shame on you
    Broke my heart twice, maybe I’m a fool
    But if you break it a third time, you’ll end up in hospital

    by Mephastophilis
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  • You may make me take the bus

    You may turn down my favourite track

    You may steal my beauty products

    You may time my phone calls

    You may even take my liberty

    But you can never take my chocolate!!!!

    by Holly
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  • "I used to be a skitzofranic,
    but we're ok now."

    ~~~~~~Sarah~~~~~~

    by Pinto Bean Power
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  • If beauty never fades then where the hell does it go

    and

    if the beauty is only skin deep then dont marry her

    by scott Eason
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  • Wipe your tears dry your eyes and find yourself another guy

    by Tamela Johnson
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  • "Grrrrrr Baby Grrrrrrrr!"

    by ChildofGod87
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  • Quotes are for people who cant express themselves in a proper manner

    by 2die4
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  • When you hate
    My joy doubles
    When you get jealous
    My happiness triples
    When you gossip
    I feel on top of the world
    because its flattering to know Im constantly on your mind!

    by Tasha
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  • If life's a waste of time, and time's a waste of life, then let's get wasted and have the time of our lives.

    by Mary
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  • Boys say your
    fit boys say your fine
    nine months later
    they say it anit mine

    by nicola
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