So I must admit. . .
I was kinda crazy after u broke my heart in millions of pieces. . .
But at least I aint as crazy as that skank u left me 4. . .

If I had one arm and I was eating ice cream I'd throw it away so I can could your hand.

*Written by: Chandra Jones*

When I yawn it's not because I'm tired of you I'm exhausted from my heart beating to fast.

*written by: Chandra Jones*

The perfect color for a smiley face is the refelxion of the sun in a rainy day puddle.

*written by:Chandra Jones*

Its not that you suck at everything your just not as talented as me.. lol

My friend:I'm still hungry
Me: Gosh bre your never satisfied are you.
My friend: Yeah thats what she said last night...
Me: HAHA OOOOO!

None of these condoms are big enough!

He makes me smile so much ma cheekz hurt

Sorry.
I won't be giving you my heart this year,
But I do have another throbbing organ
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"Don't you make fun of me you british bastard."

(off of So You Think You Can Dance)