Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • John and Marissa sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes Love Than comes Marriage. Than comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame then comes despair. 2 <3s dmged byond repair. John leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    by Mike
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  • I miss you like a retard misses a point!!!!!

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  • If love is blind i"ll find my way back to you :)

    by aki019
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  • Just like to share this little funny quote I saw :)

    "Look at the keyboard ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK."

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  • Friend: omg im gona w8 for 30 minutes on the bus stop.....me: ok here is the plan see how many people hit on you ... take that number and divide 30 over that number.... you'll get the number pounds you need to lose lmaoo ... Friend: what a bitccch !!

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  • Love goin to the pool [NEW LIFE GUARD] :9 i wanted to pretend that i was drownin but dad would've saved me

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  • "say hello to my little friend."

    "I'd rather not..."

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  • So he's a vampire... And vampires are real.... He isn't sparkling is he?

    I want whatever you're on... If you're getting turned on by a 'sparkly', pale, scrawny man...

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  • I failed to see how I was weird when he was the one who wore bright orange all the time and had a sick obsession with ramen.

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  • Love at first sight or love the backside

    by Jeff
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