"Love's an excuse to put up with shit that you shouldn't"

When life gives you limes and you dont want them, simply say no thank you and give them back.

Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision

Theres a lil bad in everybody, a lil good in the worst of us, and a lil freak in all of us :D

I.M.in my friend:
i like who?? cough cough..hack hack
me: wtf
cough cough brb..i need some water
--sign off

Life is sex you can't have.

(just not fair)

If only I knew math like I knew boys

He makes my inside sing la la la la la la la la

"That's the problem with drinking, I thought. If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget. If something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate. And if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen."

John and Marissa sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes Love Than comes Marriage. Than comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame then comes despair. 2 <3s dmged byond repair. John leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E