Everyone thats loves me say I LOVE YOU........your silence is highly reassuring

I use you as much as I use your credit card...ALL THE TIME!!!

You are like a ripped condom, broke and can't get the job done!

U think ur bad u think ur cool u think u own me but then again i own u u play me behind my back but guess what thats ok bc i played u too mother f*#@!*

Beauty is on the inside,
but some may doubt.
If it's true, well
I'd prefer you inside out!

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?!?

I love you more than video games, just not enough to sell them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!

"Boyfriends are like pant-pocket corners....They last till they start ripping, then you just throw them away and get yourself a new pair!!"

I wAnT u 2 No dAt OuR fRiEnDsHiP mEaNs AlOt 2 Me...U cRy, I cRy...U LaUf, i LaUf...U jUmP oUt Of Da WiNdOw...I lOoK dOwN...i LaUf AgAiN!!

(im not dat cruel in reality lolz)