Boy: Let's play a game, any game, just not hide and seek. Girl: Why not hide and seek? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.

This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light.

Her: Are you listening to me? Me: Trying. But when you talk, your boobs jiggle. It's distracting. Her: Grow up. Me: They did it again!

This girl tweeted at me to DM her. What a weirdo, how am I supposed to Dungeon Master her?

Relationship status : Taken (for granted)

Jesus forbid you put me down in your history of romance like a list of countries, where you came and conquered.
May I be more like Genghis Khan, spreading out upon the populations and tarnishing the memory of all that once was.

Life wtf...

I guess my point of view is not have one.

I am a little bit crazy or a lot insane which ever you prefer...

april 3 2016 fb, where I stopped at 5 am

Not sure... poem from aug 18