Boys are like donuts sweet on the lips but straight to the hips

Husband=I saw my wife kissing another guy
Friend=If it makes you feel any better, he is probably banging her right now

Boy=I'm going to leave as a boy and come back as a man
Girl=Your lucky, I'm going to leave as a girl and come back as a man

How can you go to the bathroom and miss

WANT TO SEE
MY GLOW
IN THE DARK
POSTER ABOVE
MY BED???

Every one makes mistakes, thats why they put ereasers on pencils.
"simpsons"

Pimpin is easy for some of us!!

Everytime i see you looking back at me in the water.
Everytime i jump in and save you.
Im stupid eh......

Taking back i love you is like trying to take back your virginity, it just don't work

I like to rape crackas