I love skittles...NOT as much as I love you!

Sex is like math add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

~~lucious lipz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~killer eyes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~bangin ass~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~who wouldnt wanna bang thiz?~

God made mud.
God made dirt.
God made boys,
So girls could flirt.

There is a moose, his name is bruce, he likes to eat Coos Coos

You may say i am a b.i.t.c.h but i dont give a f.u.c.k because i know it is true.

Hiya

I Don't Have A Boyfriend....But I Know A Guy That Would Get Mad At Me For Saying That

Its the same old story
Boy finds girl
Boy loses girl
Girl finds boy
Boy forgets girl
Boy remembers girl
Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on New Year's day

think you should put a condom over your head.
if you're gonna act like a dlck..
..you might as well dress like one to.