Taking back i love you is like trying to take back your virginity, it just don't work

Everytime i see you looking back at me in the water.
Everytime i jump in and save you.
Im stupid eh......

You called me a jerk...
a jerk is a tug
a tug is a boat
a boat floats on water
water is nature
nature is beautiful
thanks for the compliment!!!

Woman=If you hear closely, you might hear hims say "I'm not gay, I'm not gay"
(Voice out of nowhere)=I'm not gay, I'm not gay

A not so smart guy meets his echo

Hello (hello)
Who goes there (who goes there)
Stop reapting what I'm saying (stop reapiting what im saying)
I'm stupid (your stupid)

Husband=I saw my wife kissing another guy
Friend=If it makes you feel any better, he is probably banging her right now

Boy=I'm going to leave as a boy and come back as a man
Girl=Your lucky, I'm going to leave as a girl and come back as a man

How can you go to the bathroom and miss

WANT TO SEE
MY GLOW
IN THE DARK
POSTER ABOVE
MY BED???

Every one makes mistakes, thats why they put ereasers on pencils.
"simpsons"