"Realizing you are not the only person in the world is one vital step towards discovering why people hate you."
-SarA-bellum ©

" a sk8ter broke my heart, so i broke his bored"

"Most people say 'love at first sight' lasts a long time,

My first 'love at first sight' only lasted from 8 PM to 8:30 PM.

~Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me~

*not mine

The only thing a man has on his mind is " i need a beer and i wanna see sumthin naked"

-Jeff Foxworthy

Party-Hardy
Rock 'n roll
Drink bacardi
Smoke a bowl
Life is great so f_ck a wh_re
Take a shot and f_ck some more

Im scared 2 fall in lv scared 2 fall fast cuz evri time i fall in love it neva seems to last

When it comes to [ S E X ] all y0u realLy need is ChemiStRy & Cond0mS!
=)~

I'll take u to my candy shop and i'll let ya lick the tootsie roll go ahead booyy dont ya stop!

Guys are like slinkies. It's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.