All the guys in the world, couldnt make me forget you.

NOT MINE==JUST SAW IT SOMEWHERE==

Here i sit
broken hearted
tried to cry
but only farted

A good friend says: maybe you have had enough to drink thats enough put it down

A best friend says: You better drink that we dont waste that shit

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

The Sky is Purple
The Grass is Blue
This Poem is Almost
As Messed Up As You

PLZ comment my stuff..i have tons of poems and i promise that they r good... thanx guyz!

Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time...but i have to ask u a very important question that will determine the rest of our relationship...i just gotta know...will u...

Other: will i...?

Me: be my friend?

Other:...

Hey silly fagot d***s are for chicks

Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart.

''Always smile in the morning...
it makes people wonder
what you did last night"