HEY!!! every1 plz comment on my stuff!! ITs relle good. i amaze my friends w/ my skills.**not bragging* srry every1 ...none of this should offend u! luv ya lots!

How come every time a player hurts a girl, they get kicked in the sack and tell us not to do it again but than they always give us a reason to????

A happy ending is just a story that hasnt finished yet!

I ran into my ex the other day.... put it in reverse and hit him again

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I LOVE YOU has 8 letters, but so does BULL SHI.T,

Me without you...are you for real?
--Thats like a fat kid passing
up a happy meal! - -

Be careful what ya wish for, Heather wanted a sister and look what she got.........................ME!!!! muwhahaha

Change is enevitable.....except from a vending machine!!

"To roll with me, take a number and wait in line with all the others"

U dont have to b faster than the bear u just have to b faster than ur girl friend rotflmo thats awsome