Flowers are ok, jewellerys best, look at me idiot not at my chest, dont call me a girl, a babe or a chick i am a women get it u d***!!!

Men are like...Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like...Weather. Nothing can be done to change them..

Men are like...Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like...Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like...Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like...Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.