My bf: when i grow up i wanna be just like you
me:but yr older then me!
my bf: yes...but im male...

hee hee...too cute...

>GoD< made guys so *BlOnDeS* like ^mE^ can ~FeEl~ (SmArT)

I'm not shy...i just dont like you!

A dog is the onli thing on earth that loves u more than it loves itself

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.

I can make you scream, how I make you scream is up to whether I like you or not

Men are living proof that women can take a joke.

-Thought that was funny.(From a keychain)

There are easier things in life than finding a good guy... like nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance.

Lifes a b***h and so am i, deal with it

That is funny
That is so...
Spit down your neck kick you in the crouch funny!!!!

My best friend/cousin were goofing off one day and started saying that (it\'s on Friends)now we say all the time.