Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like...Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

>kristen n richard<
>whitneyy n mitch<
>kt n fat mike<
>vanessa n anthony<
>kat n peter<
>steph n tyler<
>savannah n mike<

(thoses r tha couples of tha year)
i love all of yall

"if i shake it like bey0nce will u beat it up like k0be??"

Wait till he's asleep then cut it off

*richard*
his pantz 30.99
his shirt 20.00
his boxerz 3.99
wakin up to see it all on the floor priceless!

lolz i love ya richard

You are the cheese to my cracker.. without you, I'd be nothing.

Oh look! Just 2,852,677 days till i start caring what you think!