Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    by honeybump
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  • >kristen n richard<
    >whitneyy n mitch<
    >kt n fat mike<
    >vanessa n anthony<
    >kat n peter<
    >steph n tyler<
    >savannah n mike<

    (thoses r tha couples of tha year)
    i love all of yall

    by krissy
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  • "if i shake it like bey0nce will u beat it up like k0be??"

    by d0ntw0rry
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  • Wait till he's asleep then cut it off

    by Jaclyn
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  • *richard*
    his pantz 30.99
    his shirt 20.00
    his boxerz 3.99
    wakin up to see it all on the floor priceless!

    lolz i love ya richard

    by krissy
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  • You are the cheese to my cracker.. without you, I'd be nothing.

    by blackheartinlove
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  • Oh look! Just 2,852,677 days till i start caring what you think!

    by Jaclyn
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  • It takes two to tango but what if you can't dance??

    by Amy
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  • WheN LIfE GeTz HaRd BriNg OuT ThE LeMonS n ThE tEqUila!!!!!

    by MeLiSsA M
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  • Ey babe, i wanna sloooowwly pull out your golf club.. and hit me a hole in one..
    ;)

    by Ar!kA
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