Men
they just love to drop you on your ass

Just remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet his in the perfect possition to drop you on you but

Damn Your Fine, Wait, Let Me Put On My Glasses, Ok, Nevermind

I love you" is 8 letters long...but then again, so is "bullshit"

Two Lovers Were Playing Hide & Seek! So The Girl Told The Guy ... "If You Find Me Gimme A Kiss, If You Don't Find Me I'm Behind The Door" HeHe It's Actually A Joke :P

The formuar that adds up love is unknown to man but every woman knows what her man want but the bravest of men knows nothing a woman needs.

Roses are red
violets are blue
i think that i really
like you whoops!
my bad i was just high

Love is like friendship.....with benefits

Hacking cough, runny nose, burning fever, freezing toes, sore throat, throbbing head...I'm much to sick to get out of bed!

I love you from your Orion\'s belt to your BIG dipper...

I love you Sean