Your clothes are really cool today, though, they'd look better on my bedroom floor

I Still Wanna Be Friends....The worst 5 words out of a guys mouth!!

"i dont have a small d!ck you have a big mouth"

Dont hate me cuz im beautiful
hate your boyfriend cuz he thinks so!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
so tie me up and throw me down,
and show me that you like me!

I didnt write this but i liked it!!

Men
they just love to drop you on your ass

I love you" is 8 letters long...but then again, so is "bullshit"

Damn Your Fine, Wait, Let Me Put On My Glasses, Ok, Nevermind

Just remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet his in the perfect possition to drop you on you but

He says: roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not like you

i say: roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped, and guess what??? so ARE YOU!!!