My imaginary friends think you have serious problems... :)

Why can a guy fool around with a girl and get like a backslap but if a girl fools around all the guys look at her like shes a s ** t. Why are guys like that?

Love is like da lottery, u hav 2 scratch a few loser 2 find da winner

A peach is a peach.....A plum is a plum
A kiss aint no kiss wit out no tongue...
So pucker up and close your eyes and give yo tongue some exercise!!!

He broke my heart so i broke his jaw

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come, they are wild and wet. When they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one!

"If I could rearange the alphabet i would put u & i together!!"

When you are talking to a girl... dont press the wrong button because you will get disconnect!!!

Love is another way of saying inside "Damn I just want to screw you"