Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID, BUT YOU ARE ABUSING THE PRIVILAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by HONEY
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  • Your magic carpet ride gave me rug burn.

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  • Mama always told me that i would break bones but she never told me that guys would break my heart like you did

    by karisa
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  • Kids in the back seat cause accidents!
    .. accidents in the back seat cause kids!

    not mine but i think its funny

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  • ~Full Time Teasa, Part Time Pleasa
    *No Stressin, jus messin
    ~stop Stresin What You Ain't gettin!

    by samara
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  • There are plenty more fish in the sea...the over-fished, shark infested sea...

    by Aidyn
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  • When u were born u were so ugly that ur parents had 2 tie a porkchop around ur neck 2 get tha dog to play w/ u

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  • I wanted a knight in shining armor. All I got was a wannabe in tin foil.

    :)

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  • Mama's baby dady's maybe!!!!

    by joanne
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  • If i turned into a fish, you wouldn't love me. so don't say your love is unconditional!

    © Copyright Sharon Ardern 2005

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