A wise monkey mever monkies around with another monkeys monkey.

I promise to love you for 50 years more...even when your boobies...sag down to the floor!

You may feel that ur over him,
But that hurt will remain in ur heart for
EVER!!!

Im stupid...alone...single...spoiled...but I dont care...deal with it!!!

If I owned a resturant, I would seriously call it, "I Don't Know... Where Do You Want To Go?"
:)

To all the females that think theyre fine....please girl I\'ll take yo man and still keep mine!

Sex is like a game of spades; if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!

Love is having a hug to wrap in,
lips to kiss,
and a cute ass to look at!

-:|:-If ya don't know me!-:|:-
-:|:-Then don't judge me-:|:-
-:|:-ain't nobody said -:|:-
-:|:-u gotta luv me!-:|:-

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill Do you wanna?
Jill said yes, took of her dress and they did hanky-panky
Silly Jill, forgot her pill
And out popped little Frankie!