*~ Its better to burp and taste it then fart and waste it ~*

*~ Larry The Cable Guy ~* GOTA LOVE EM'

*~ Save a truck ride a redneck ~*

~Zac i love you babe!!~

~ I LOVE REDNECKS ~

[x] rebel flag!!!!!!!

Rednecks rule!!!!!

Everytime I see you, I remind myself that under all your clothes, you're naked.

I WAS TALKING TO MY EX THE OTHER DAY AND I ASKED HIM "WATS UP???" AND HE SIMPLY SAID "MY D**K" LOL SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS

Somedays i feel like hugging you, somedays i feel like kissing you, somedays i really hate you, other days i feel like dissing you, but everyday you can always count on me loving you....

If you love something, set it free. Or criple it so it can't run away. :-P

Mirror, Mirror
On the wall,
Make 'em beg,
Make 'em crawl

Dont be silly, wrap your willy!

Dont be a toad, cover your load!