When life hands you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut!

Love is like a lump of cold hard to get to hot to hold.

Boys are like a box of colored condoms it doenst matter what one you choose cause

either way your geting screwed

i dont know if this is mine or not
but i love is ohh soo much !!!

Someday, my prince will come..he's just fallen off his horse..LOL

Single, my ASS!!!
-- Cell Block Tango, "Chicago"

You've just got to kiss all the frogs before you find your prince.

*heard this somewhere & thought it was cute.*

Hearts are broken
souls are lost
fish are fried
jut like ur mind

Roses are red
violets are blue
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i wana slap the $#%t
out of you

BOYZ SAY ITS GOOD BOYZ SAY ITS FINE NINE MONTHS LATER THEY SAY ITS NOT MINE

~I need a dollar... what do you need??;)~