Lyf is funny guys r always sayin dat dey r da playa n dat dey got game but wen dey get cot dey say u kno i wudnt do dat to u boy pleez we ladiez aint stupid da only game a boy gotz is his PS2 or his X BOX n yes on dat game he is da PLAYA

Never argue with an idiot. they'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

I have great gaith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I WAS NORMAL ONCE, I DIDNT LIKE IT.

why go to high school when you can go to school high?

4:21: it took me a minute to find my bong.

Everyone is entitled to stupidity....but your abusing the privileage.

I only get PMS on the days that end with "y"

There are no un-interesting things....there are only un-interesting people.

and ive seen posts by jealousy that make me think; and thats not an easy thign to do.

Love should be blind...not from behind!

STRESS

It is the confusing emotion created when the mind overrides the body’s basic desire to bash the living daylights out of some jumped up little turkey who’s been asking for a knee in the cobblers for the last six months

For fast-acting relief try slowing down!

If at first you dont succeed then try a BIGGER bag of weed