I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game right form the start saw your game and played it too so laugh it all up playa the joke was on you

7 S's
Safe
S*x
Sucks
So
Screw
Someone
Specal!

*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*

I cried not because I lost you. I cried because of the money and time I spent with you.

Are you so blinded by my beauty
That you won't make a move

...LoL... Sry Not ThaT Funny....

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

JESUS LOVES YOU...everybody else thinks you're an @$*hole.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?

Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a wh*r*house.

Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.

mean but funny-lyssa