I cried not because I lost you. I cried because of the money and time I spent with you.

Are you so blinded by my beauty
That you won't make a move

...LoL... Sry Not ThaT Funny....

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

JESUS LOVES YOU...everybody else thinks you're an @$*hole.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?

Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a wh*r*house.

Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.

mean but funny-lyssa

WORST PICK UP LINE

Nice legs what time are they open

"My wife has 52 personaities, and 51 of them hate my guts"

Tom Arnold on wife Rosanne

Hi i am here i just dnt care so pls leave yr msg afta da tone n i'll delete it later beeeep