Roses are red Violets are blue... so why do they call them violets?

Boyfriends are like shoes....After you have them for a few months or so....they become old, dirty, and worthless and you have to throw them away....

By:Cherrelle

Your Like A Cold...
Easy To Get... But Damn Hard To Get Rid Of!

Hahaha! :P

Guys are like tring to find cloths in the morning.You can never stick with ur choice.

Yer that joke was so funny it gave me an asthma attack-and i dont have asthma?!

I told your boyfriend he was gay... then he hit me with his purse!!

lmao!!

I don't get him at all. One minute he's really angry with me, the next he's so lovey-dovey that it gives me goose bumps.

He does everything that completely freaks me out, yet at the same time gives me butterflies.

I don't get him.

When we gorw old lets proudly hang our granny panties out to dry...

I HOPE THAT RiNG YOU GAVE HER TURNS HER FiNGER GREEN!!!

Remember;
It's better to love a loser,
then to lose a lover.