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Roses are red Violets are blue... so why do they call them violets? |
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Boyfriends are like shoes....After you have them for a few months or so....they become old, dirty, and worthless and you have to throw them away.... |
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Your Like A Cold... |
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Guys are like tring to find cloths in the morning.You can never stick with ur choice. |
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You ever meet someone and your souls connect? |
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Yer that joke was so funny it gave me an asthma attack-and i dont have asthma?! |
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I told your boyfriend he was gay... then he hit me with his purse!! |
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When we gorw old lets proudly hang our granny panties out to dry... |
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I HOPE THAT RiNG YOU GAVE HER TURNS HER FiNGER GREEN!!! |
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Remember; |