Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Its not my falt i fell 4 him...hes the one that triped me!!!!!!!!!!

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  • I may drunk, but in the morning i'll be sober, and u'll still be ugly.

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  • IF tHe OnLy WaY wE cOuLd B tOgEtHeR wAs In My DrEaMs I'd SlEeP fOrEvEr

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  • A real man wouldn't ask you if you wear a thong, he would go shopping for them with you.

    hahaha :P -Just thought of it...

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  • Kisses kisses kisses,
    Oh, what should I do?
    All I want is just one kiss,
    from a special person just like you...

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  • Roses are red Violets are blue... so why do they call them violets?

    by melissa
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  • Boyfriends are like shoes....After you have them for a few months or so....they become old, dirty, and worthless and you have to throw them away....

    By:Cherrelle

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  • Your Like A Cold...
    Easy To Get... But Damn Hard To Get Rid Of!

    Hahaha! :P

    by nadine
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  • Guys are like tring to find cloths in the morning.You can never stick with ur choice.

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  • Go 2 ur window,
    sit on ur bed,
    look at da stars
    and pray in ur head..
    "I dont need a guy,
    I dont need a friend,
    I need sumone who's good in bed !

    Thought of by: me!

    -original =)

    by Antuane
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