Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Guys are like tring to find cloths in the morning.You can never stick with ur choice.

    by waitin for my vampire
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  • Go 2 ur window,
    sit on ur bed,
    look at da stars
    and pray in ur head..
    "I dont need a guy,
    I dont need a friend,
    I need sumone who's good in bed !

    Thought of by: me!

    -original =)

    by Antuane
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  • Push, harder, stress, sweating, speed, concentration, relaxation, and heavy breathing. All are symptoms of playing a good video game.

    by Oscar
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  • Yer that joke was so funny it gave me an asthma attack-and i dont have asthma?!

    by miranda
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  • I told your boyfriend he was gay... then he hit me with his purse!!

    lmao!!

    by Stephanie
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  • When we gorw old lets proudly hang our granny panties out to dry...

    by Kayla
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  • I HOPE THAT RiNG YOU GAVE HER TURNS HER FiNGER GREEN!!!

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • Remember;
    It's better to love a loser,
    then to lose a lover.

    by Katerina
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  • Guy: I'm like God's gift to mankind!
    Girl: Wrap yourself back up, I think we're all re-gifting.

    *actual conversation btween me and kaitan!

    by Ashes of a Black Rose aka Night Child
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  • If in doubt,...

    Bust him out !!
    =]

    by shell
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