Push, harder, stress, sweating, speed, concentration, relaxation, and heavy breathing. All are symptoms of playing a good video game.

Yer that joke was so funny it gave me an asthma attack-and i dont have asthma?!

I told your boyfriend he was gay... then he hit me with his purse!!

lmao!!

When we gorw old lets proudly hang our granny panties out to dry...

I HOPE THAT RiNG YOU GAVE HER TURNS HER FiNGER GREEN!!!

Remember;
It's better to love a loser,
then to lose a lover.

Guy: I'm like God's gift to mankind!
Girl: Wrap yourself back up, I think we're all re-gifting.

*actual conversation btween me and kaitan!

If in doubt,...

Bust him out !!
=]

I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

I don't get him at all. One minute he's really angry with me, the next he's so lovey-dovey that it gives me goose bumps.

He does everything that completely freaks me out, yet at the same time gives me butterflies.

I don't get him.