Everytime I see you, I remind myself that under all your clothes, you're naked.

Dont be silly, wrap your willy!

My four fav animals,
1) jaguar in the garage,
2) mink in the closet,
3) tiger in the bedroom and
4) a jackass to pay for it all... :)

God made trees
god made dirt
god my boys so I could flirt.

Don't go to the woods today.
Theres polar bears.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

-Fully Metal Jacket

Bros before h*es

Boys are sweet
boys are hot
there the ones you like alot

lol thats my first quote ever on this website and at home!

"the cutest kittens have the sharpest claws"

-agsm