Biitch Dont confuse hate with jealously.

Ur like my math book, u have lots of problems

The statistics on insanity are that 1 in ever 4 people is suffering from some form of mental illness-
Think of your 3 best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you.

Do you work at subway?

Because you gave me a footlong:)

[lmfao.]

Pick up line i saw somewhere!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful..
Ok,hate me because I'm beautiful...

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

He makes me smile so much ma cheekz hurt

You said you would die without me, so then why are you still alive? lol

....and he said"you're sexy."{
.....she said"you are too".....
...then he said"not you, i was talking about your friend behind you"...

true story

That 70's show
jackie: poor person, where's my drink??
fez: where's your drink?
wheres my drink?
you wanna know where your drink is..its up ur ass