There are three words that will make any man embarassed or uncomfortable. Hold My Purse.

So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy. That's fine, I'll tell mine that you're gay. . .

"DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. Can't you read? Not for 3 years old and under."

I know that you know that I know that you know.

If she cant satisfy her man than its not ma fault he comes to me....
i knw it sounds mean bt its true tho dnt wanna offend neone

Roses are red, vilots are blue, open your legs so i can go throw!

I'm not crazy, just insane.

IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD MY BOOBS ARE PLASTIC IT SO FANTASTIC

***I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING BUT HEY ITS HELLA FUNNY***

Hey silly fagot d***s are for chicks

Did you know the distance between this and this(refering to sholder length) is the distance between this and this(other persons sholders, wrap arm around after touching other sholder)....;)