Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • No matter what, I'll wait right here for you forever...

    Pssh, I'm out!

    by Tony
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  • Sorry.
    I won't be giving you my heart this year,
    But I do have another throbbing organ
    You might be interested in..

    by xMisSxMassacrEx
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  • You smeared yourself with honey and waked into the bear pit

    by sammie
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  • "Your pregnant?! It aint mine!" haha

    by. All dead beat dads

    by RayRay
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  • Put me on da counter in the kitchen
    Now baby pour my body wit some ice cream
    Lik me frm head 2 toe
    Bending me over
    69\'ll be da nxt thing
    I wanna taste ur body all nite long
    Frm sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan

    by chelsea
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  • Hey every1 just writing 2 say im cryin my eyes out bcause my bf who is 1 yr younger than me jus dmped me because he loves my best mate his broher dumpe me a month ago 4 that same gal. had 2 out it in this catorgory it is 2 funny i belived he loved me.

    by kida
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  • My favorite animal is steak

    by dante
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  • Girls,
    you cant live with them,
    not aloud to shoot them either
    =[

    by emptysole
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  • ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL LONELY GIRL, WHO ALL SHE WANTED IS LOVE. BUT NO ONE LOVES HER.

    THE END

    by brandy wilson
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  • There are three words that will make any man embarassed or uncomfortable. Hold My Purse.

    by Sarah Dawn
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