You smeared yourself with honey and waked into the bear pit

Love one another, but don't love another one.

If you're on the bridge
and the one you love is going to fall off the bridge
but your holding one of her/his hand?

remember if you love him/her
you have too.....

LET HER/HIM GO x]

"Your pregnant?! It aint mine!" haha

by. All dead beat dads

Put me on da counter in the kitchen
Now baby pour my body wit some ice cream
Lik me frm head 2 toe
Bending me over
69\'ll be da nxt thing
I wanna taste ur body all nite long
Frm sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan

"Football players sweat and stink
B U T . . . . . .
Waterpolo players sweat and smell good..."

I love white waterpolo players!!!

Hey every1 just writing 2 say im cryin my eyes out bcause my bf who is 1 yr younger than me jus dmped me because he loves my best mate his broher dumpe me a month ago 4 that same gal. had 2 out it in this catorgory it is 2 funny i belived he loved me.

My favorite animal is steak

Girls,
you cant live with them,
not aloud to shoot them either
=[

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL LONELY GIRL, WHO ALL SHE WANTED IS LOVE. BUT NO ONE LOVES HER.

THE END