I kissed a girl and i liked it,
then i went to hell.

Never call your mum a b***h, think of that tiny hole she had to squeeze you out of!

You just mad cuz you aint gangsta!

Trying to give up somoking is as hard as trying to give up sex!!

Haha I thought of this the other day, thought it was funny and that i'd tell people!! Please comment! thanks!! xxoo

I'll take u to my candy shop and i'll let ya lick the tootsie roll go ahead booyy dont ya stop!

I'm the dog
you're the cat
now......i chase you.

I said "get lost" he said "how far"
I said "your mean" He said "your nice"
I said " I don't love you anymore" He said"yes you do"....
Love......gosh!

Hiya

Okay my boyfriend is just a piece of pork, but hey it isnt my fault that im a dork!

The devil wears prada :)