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The devil wears prada :) |
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SOMEONE PLEASE READ MY POEMS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK |
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Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. |
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Boy: I love you. |
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I'm a sex pixie. =] |
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FRIENDS ARE LIKE CONDEMS BECAUSE THEY PROTECT YOU WHEN THINGS GET HARD!! |
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Love is like girls..... |
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Dont be a toad, cover your load! |
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Dont be a fool, cover your tool! |
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I thought he ws the one until i met you but i told him i would love him till the day i die im such a b i t c h i put blood on our sheets 2 fake my death just so he wouldnt say i lied! |