Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Love is love sex is clean open your legs and i will fill u with cream lol...

    by franshesky
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  • I went to hell
    but it was full
    so i came back
    for you....... =D

    by DiAbolIcaL LiThIuM
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  • God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away.

    by 2die4
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  • >kristen n richard<
    >whitneyy n mitch<
    >kt n fat mike<
    >vanessa n anthony<
    >kat n peter<
    >steph n tyler<
    >savannah n mike<

    (thoses r tha couples of tha year)
    i love all of yall

    by krissy
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  • "banana, banana, banana!"

    by Alex-craig
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  • WANT TO SEE
    MY GLOW
    IN THE DARK
    POSTER ABOVE
    MY BED???

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat
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  • Men- cant live with em, cant kill em!

    by .:.Mandy.:.
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  • TEACHER: WHY WERE YOU LATE THiS MORNiNG?

    POPULAR PRETTY GiRL: OH iT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO TAKE ALL MY BEAUTY MEDALS OFF MY PAJAMAS

    (ALL OF THiS BEiNG SAiD NOT KNOWiNG SHE HAD TOiLET PAPER STUCK ON HER SHOE)

    by Dancing On The Ceiling
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  • How's my driving call 1-800-who-gives-a-shit-im-drunk!!!!!!!!!!

    by brokenturtle
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  • Roses are red
    viloets are blue
    and i dont know
    whatelse to put

    by Alma
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