.::it is important 2 find a man hoo has alot of money, a man hoo adores u, a man hoo is gr8 in bed... it is also important that these 3 men neva meet...lol::.

.::In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry::.

Hush, boyz-
don't make a sound-
as i walk by-
just push it down!

NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

If you want a nickle
I\'ll give you a dime,
But if you want a man
B**** dont f with mine

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

When roses are red they're ready to pluck. When girls turn 16 they're ready to f u c k.

7 S's
Safe
S*x
Sucks
So
Screw
Someone
Specal!