7 S's
Safe
S*x
Sucks
So
Screw
Someone
Specal!

**~Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!~**

For the ex :)

"Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

Men are like...Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

.::In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry::.

I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute screw the fruit!!!

When roses are red they're ready to pluck. When girls turn 16 they're ready to f u c k.

Don’t be scared if some fat guy in a red suit
comes at night and throws you in a bag. I
told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)